shitzle

A turd or excretion of the anus that looks like a pretzel.

The poop formed beautifully in the toilet it was a shitzle

by jstegall July 14, 2007

shitzle

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

by Caesar February 19, 2004

Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

"fo shizzle ma nizzle that is dank shit"

by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

shizzle whits

A substitution for the curse word “shit.” Especially when in the middle of class and don’t have anything else to say.

Aww shizzle whits! I spilled my juice!

by Giant goldfish January 29, 2019

fo shizzle mah nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

see what I mean man?
fo shizzle ma nizzle

by John June 23, 2004