Shitzam

When you turn out what feels like an incredibly large bowel movement and when you look down the toilet it has miraculously disappeared.

Bro my shit just dissapeared on me this morning.
like shitzam and it was gone.

by Pirateunderground June 8, 2017

shitzam

exclamation

When you don't want to say the s-word, so you add "zam."

SHITZAM! My phone battery's at 3%!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016

Shithammered

Very drunk,hammered,shitfaced.

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.

by panicbot October 16, 2008

shitlam

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

by Burke2 April 22, 2016

shitnami

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.

The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.

by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

shithammer

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.

Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.

by Ch April 24, 2004

shizamn

variable of shizam. Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'

Shizamn! I'm late for work!

by prolinium November 28, 2002