Shitams

Much faster and easier way to say "shit" several times in a row after something "shitty" or 'worth saying "shitams"' has occurred. Often said in a 'British-like' manner to make the word slightly more effective.

"Dude, your phone just fell into a pond of fruit punch."

"Oh, shitams."

by Maya Nicole April 6, 2010

shitass

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

hey shitass

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

by frggerz October 23, 2020

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.

Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!

by Celvane July 26, 2011

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

shitmas

A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.

I had a shitmas last year at my grandparents house; they didn't even give me anything!

by goperB October 5, 2006