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shittiest musician ever
A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
skillless asshat musik
skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013
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shittite • shittity • Shitnite • shittiest • shittitude • shitite • Shititeous • ShitRite • shittie • Shittie Acosta
Shittyteenblog
Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com
Shittyteenblog by imaloner December 15, 2012
ShitRite
A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.
Ripping shitties
Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011
whipping shitties
"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"
"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"
"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"
whipping shitties by McTightass April 6, 2014
Shitnite
Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront
Shitnite by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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