shitsons

when something is really bad, it is the shitsons.

ted-"hey man, how did you do on that psychology test?"

frank- "I bombed it bro."

ted- "sorry man, thats the shitsons"

by thatoneguy365 February 21, 2011

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.

Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's

by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006