Shitons 

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

Shitons by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

shitosaurus 

A huge crap after eating a large meal.

"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"

shitosaurus by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

shitnose 

anyone with his nose way up his bosses ass

shitnose by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

Shitconsin by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shitmonster 

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

Shitmonster by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

The Shitsons by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011