shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.

Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's

shitson by mofoka_x March 23, 2009

shitson

in other words your just saying shit as in shit that hurts only you add son on the end to make yourself seem cooler

shitson,i cut my finger
or
shitson this is mad homosexual!

shitson by karissa November 25, 2004

shitson

the combination of shit and son. In other words, it is the equilvalence of shit or shoot.

Shitson! Where did he go?

shitson by gladis March 25, 2004

asslee shitson 

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

asslee shitson by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

ShitCongo 

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

ShitCongo by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

Shitmont County 

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

Shitmont County by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

Shitsolve 

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.

"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."

Shitsolve by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023