shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shits-on by pseudonympseudonym November 5, 2008

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning 

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

*shits on the table* by h boy123 May 30, 2018

Shits on the wall moron. 

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

Shits on the wall moron. by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

when god shits on your life by philip nader April 22, 2008

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

Like shits on a stick by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

up on the shits 

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

up on the shits by porterAF August 7, 2017