Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 06, 2019

the gift of gab

some with the ability to hold an engaging conversation with nearly every person they encounter.

Michael O'Shaughnnessy cannot go anywhere without making a friend - he has the gift of gab.

by buttermilkmeeks February 27, 2016