shitpuffin 

an asshole that needs slapped by a bag of shit

Ty's a real shitpuffin.

shitpuffin by Tyrone Free March 7, 2017

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

Holy Shitpuffins 

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

Holy Shitpuffins by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

shitmuffin by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

shitpuking 

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.

"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"

shitpuking by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012

shitsurfing 

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

shitsurfing by Pagawaga September 13, 2016

shitputining 

Re-posting Russian disinformation.

He was up all night shitputining about the war in Ukraine.

shitputining by MCHortington April 7, 2024