shitsurfing

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

shitsurfing by Pagawaga September 13, 2016

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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

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slitsurfing

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

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skinsurfing

To browse through bebo skins. Surfers spend between 15-60 minutes searching for that perfect-o skin. Desperate surfers may browse through favourites, skin sections, and even peoples profiles! Bebo-stalkin' at its greatest.

Prishee: Where'd you find that skin?
Rachee: Oh ya know, I just went skinsurfing for it

skinsurfing by imaWOODchuck. January 28, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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