shitnag 

a stupid, unreliable person. usually describes a person in power who is utterly incompetent, shitty, and naggy.

“your boss hasn’t posted the schedule yet? but it ends in two days?” “yeah man, brandon’s just a shitnag.”

shitnag by nidorancid May 20, 2022

Shitnugget 

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.

Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.

Shitnugget by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021

Shitnado 

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

shitagraph 

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

Worthless Shitbag 

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018