shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

shitn me by SmileyTattoos July 7, 2006

Shit me up 

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

Shit me up by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit me off 

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

shit me off by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012

shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'

This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?

shits me to tears by jonoabroad September 26, 2007

shit me 

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

shit me by oracle March 12, 2004

shits me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

shits me by shaggyist July 25, 2010

you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

you shit me by Hyper-z July 5, 2005