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Shitlegs 

See Bollock Chops.
hello Shitlegs!
Shitlegs by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

shitless 

1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies

2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.

Antonym: 'Full of shit"
I took so many laxatives last night that I'm currently shitless

During that entire movie I was scared shitless!
shitless by Rachel Woodhouse December 3, 2006

shit legs 

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.
Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.
shit legs by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shitless layabout 

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.
I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

scared shitless 

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity
last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.
scared shitless by otto dealer March 6, 2008

bored shitless 

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
bored shitless by credmond12 August 3, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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