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shitflap 

The matting of poo and hair around the anus due to lack of proper wiping after a bowel movement.
Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!
shitflap by Hangus77 May 26, 2005
Words you can keep

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shit flap 

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".
BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
shit flap by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

shirtflaplifter

An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.
In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'
shirtflaplifter by arpoador December 25, 2010

Shitflip 

A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D
Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."

Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."

Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-

Skater 3: "wow what a loser."

Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."
Shitflip by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008

shit flap 

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius
shit flap by rob April 26, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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