shitflap
Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!
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Shitflake
The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
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Shitclapper
Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015
shit flap
Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".
BUGGER.
SHIT FLAP.
ROGER ME!
BITCH COCK.
-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
SHIT FLAP.
ROGER ME!
BITCH COCK.
-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
shit flap by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008
shirtflaplifter
An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.
In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'
shirtflaplifter by arpoador December 25, 2010
Shitflip
A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D
We've all done shit flips. :D
Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."
Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."
Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-
Skater 3: "wow what a loser."
Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."
Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."
Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-
Skater 3: "wow what a loser."
Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."
Shitflip by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008