The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.
Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'llnever recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.
In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'
A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you looklike a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D
Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*