Shitfart 

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

Shitfart by Short penis October 18, 2019

Shitfart 

when the when, is very real (Skull emoji x4)

Hey, Morgan how are you doing, i heard you got inna a car crash?
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.

Shitfart by shitfarter July 17, 2022

shitfart 

no this does not mean sharting... something you say when youre really mad and you cant say fuck so out of istinct you say something random, like shitfart

person: er teacher caught u cheating
me: Shitfart!
parents: Ah! awww

shitfart by Mc Peng ALT September 8, 2022

Shitfart Separator 

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

Shitfart Separator by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

Shitfart Daily 

Shitfart daily is my podcast

"you should go listen to my podcast called 'shitfart daily'"

Shitfart Daily by I love to eat markers July 26, 2024

pre shit fart 

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!

I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl

pre shit fart by Fartologist December 22, 2013

Post Shit Fart(PSF) 

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

Post Shit Fart(PSF) by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009