22 definition by Short penis

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When one plays the joke of who’s joe? on you henceforth furthering your embarrassment
Teacher: who broke my fucking monitor
Kid: it was joe
Teacher: joe who
Kid:joe mama
Rest of class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
by Short penis October 19, 2019

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Literally eating ass
How do you not know what eating ass is?
via giphy
by Short penis February 27, 2020

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The word manny heffley uses in jeff kinney’s famous diary of a wimpy kid series
Bully me one more time and I’ll shove a ploopy down your throat
by Short penis October 17, 2019

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The beginning lyrics of captainsparklez music video “revenge” that became a meme mid 2019 but slowly died off as captainsparklez flooded his main channel with his “good” meme and killing it off in the process
Creeper aw man, so we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side, this task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds to-night-night-night diamonds tonight. Heads up! You hear a sound turn around and look up, total shock fills your body...
by Short penis October 19, 2019

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When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting
I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate
by Short penis October 18, 2019

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When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend
Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice
by Short penis October 18, 2019

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When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend
Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice
by Short penis October 18, 2019

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