9 definitions by Short penis

My dick

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 18, 2020

When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

by Short penis October 18, 2019

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

When one plays the joke of who’s joe? on you henceforth furthering your embarrassment

Teacher: who broke my fucking monitor
Kid: it was joe
Teacher: joe who
Kid:joe mama
Rest of class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

by Short penis October 19, 2019

When someone mixes the words: dipshit and asshole into one

Person1: i bet you jack off in the locker room
Person2:take a look in the fuckin’ mirror dipass

by Short penis February 28, 2020

A game made by the company epic games and is played by tards and virgins around the globe, one of the most popular content creators on fortnite is tyler blevins AKA Ninja AKA "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

by Short penis October 20, 2019

A sex position involving a male/ female or faggot/faggot in which the partners are opposite and both performing oral on the vagina/ penis

by Short penis October 19, 2019