shitetiquette

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

shitetiquette by J_Squared October 22, 2015

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Shitetiquette

The etiquette surrounding pooing. In particular the rules of shitting whilst at someone else’s house.

John has only been here 20 minutes and he’s already unloaded in the downstairs loo.

Mate, that’s bad shitetiquette!

Shitetiquette by Amanda OB June 12, 2024

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shitetiquette • shitiquette • Shuttiquette

shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

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Shuttiquette

the formal and polite way to tell someone to shut up !

my sister is talking really really loud about stupid stuff..
so " hey you, SHUTTIQUETTE!!

Person: *blah blah blah blah.. boring story.. blah blah bla*
You: SHUTTIQUETTE!!!!

your boss is yammering on for ever.. oh excuse me , can you shuttiquette?

Shuttiquette by dapanda56 February 25, 2013

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shitiquette

a prescribed or accepted code of office bathroom etiquette

The new guy has no shitiquette. He saddled up in the stall next to me for the second time this week. We're not playing {battle shits} for Christ's sake!

shitiquette by stuperuser April 16, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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