Shuttiquette

the formal and polite way to tell someone to shut up !

my sister is talking really really loud about stupid stuff..
so " hey you, SHUTTIQUETTE!!

Person: *blah blah blah blah.. boring story.. blah blah bla*
You: SHUTTIQUETTE!!!!

your boss is yammering on for ever.. oh excuse me , can you shuttiquette?

by dapanda56 February 25, 2013

shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

by Neologizer March 15, 2010

Slutiquette

Code of behavior for a slut. Etiquettes expected from you if you define yourself as a slut, or if others define you as a slut. Generally used as a compliment.

Female acts sexy nearby a bunch of hot guys in a club. Female friend goes, "You got slutiquette girl!". Female replies, "Shite, oh yeah I do!"

by tartypus October 22, 2014

shitiquette

a prescribed or accepted code of office bathroom etiquette

The new guy has no shitiquette. He saddled up in the stall next to me for the second time this week. We're not playing {battle shits} for Christ's sake!

by stuperuser April 16, 2015

shitetiquette

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

by J_Squared October 22, 2015

Shitetiquette

The etiquette surrounding pooing. In particular the rules of shitting whilst at someone else’s house.

John has only been here 20 minutes and he’s already unloaded in the downstairs loo.

Mate, that’s bad shitetiquette!

by Amanda OB June 12, 2024