shite clapper

shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser

shite clapper If the boss told him to shite in his hands and clap he would do it.

by Offshore life July 25, 2018

shit clipper

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.

Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!

by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Shitclapper

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019