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Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her
Stalkie by weaby12 October 22, 2013

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit
1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!
shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009

shitolie 

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.
Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane
shitolie by Setterstorm December 26, 2013

shitalyzed 

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.
"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!
shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.
Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!
shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015