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shit-tits
Girl: My boyfriend is such a dumbass he was shitting on my chest last night but he gave me shit-tits instead.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.
shit-tits by Mr.Trips (jacob barile) December 28, 2007
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Shit tits
Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits
They are that bad
They are that bad
Shit tits by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
shit tits
1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
shit tits
1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer
2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits
2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
shit tits by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005
Shit Tits
an awesome word meaning tits that are extremely shitty. this phrase is normally said when scared, or when you feel like being awesome.
Shit Tits by Some Douch February 4, 2010
Shit tits
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
Shit tits by HoneyZBamBam May 28, 2021
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