Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."

1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"

2. "Shit tits!"

3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
by Nhibby December 12, 2009
When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob
"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."
by Flint Michigan July 13, 2014
a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.
"Hey there's Mike!"
"Fuck Mike. He's a shit tit."
by swankz June 12, 2013
1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
by Robert Williamson April 21, 2005
The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.
I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!
by Turdburglar1991 September 29, 2010
Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."
igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!
by Adam November 6, 2007