shit weed 

Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.

1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!

shit weed by silentjoe93 May 5, 2010

Shit Weed 

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

Shit Weed by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Sack weed shit 

To take a huge shit

Man I just took a sack weed shit

I feel a sack weed shit coming on

Sack weed shit by Joejoe0024 March 26, 2019

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

Weed Smells Like Shit by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.

Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.

Shit Weeds by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time

Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018