shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

shit a twinkie

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.

Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.

by Mike Ladwig October 4, 2006

shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.

Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011

shit pink twinkies

something so fuckin unbelievable you actually shit a pink twinkie

I was so surprised when she licked my chode, I shit pink twinkies

by carney007 August 18, 2008