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shit a twinkie 

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.
Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.
shit a twinkie by Mike Ladwig October 4, 2006

shit-filled twinkie 

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.
Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

Shit-filled Twinkie 

A human being who is a complete fool
Shit-filled Twinkie by Misslinds March 16, 2023

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

Shit Twinkies 

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra
today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.
Shit Twinkies by sundontshine June 20, 2011

shit pink twinkies 

something so fuckin unbelievable you actually shit a pink twinkie
I was so surprised when she licked my chode, I shit pink twinkies
shit pink twinkies by carney007 August 18, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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