shittwinkle 

When you only find one piece of corn in your shit. This is a shittwinkle.

Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout.

shittwinkle by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023

shittwinkle 

When you take a shit and only one piece of corn appears in it

Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout

shittwinkle by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023

Shittwankies

Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE

OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!

Shittwankies by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011

Shitinkle

A messy liquid bowel movement made after a long night of drinking, caused by a liquid diet, ...may burn depending on what you ate the day before

I almost slept all day but after last night, i woke up to a shitinkle.

Shitinkle by JnH1000 September 30, 2010

Shittingles 

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

Shittingles by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Shitinkle

When you shit and tinkle at the same time.

"Damn bro I just shitinkled while in the bathroom"

Shitinkle by toesmei January 5, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020