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shittwinkle 

When you only find one piece of corn in your shit. This is a shittwinkle.
Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout.
shittwinkle by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023
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shittwinkle 

When you take a shit and only one piece of corn appears in it
Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout
shittwinkle by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023

Shittwankies

Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE
OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!
Shittwankies by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011
A messy liquid bowel movement made after a long night of drinking, caused by a liquid diet, ...may burn depending on what you ate the day before
I almost slept all day but after last night, i woke up to a shitinkle.
Shitinkle by JnH1000 September 30, 2010

Shittingles 

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'
Shittingles by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
When you shit and tinkle at the same time.
"Damn bro I just shitinkled while in the bathroom"
Shitinkle by toesmei January 5, 2022
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