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shit twin 

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.
"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."
shit twin by KinniKitty May 2, 2018
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twin shit flame

your twin flame, but they’re your shitting buddy. you always have to shit at the same time, or within the same hour. you may never meet this person but just know someone always gon be shittin’ while you are 💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: MY BRO YOU SHITTIN?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY

twin shit flame

your twin flame, but you shit at the same time. you may never meet this TSF but just know, this person gon be shittin’ with you at all times. 💯🥺
@ifuckanimetiddies: BRO YOU SHITTING?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO
@ifuckanimetiddies: THIS THAT TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY
@ifuckaniemtiddies: ON GOD😈

Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit 

Reveal the boobs and let me destroy them (motor boat, dick slap etc.)
"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.

Shit Twinkies 

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra
today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.
Shit Twinkies by sundontshine June 20, 2011

shit twinkie 

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.
That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.
shit twinkie by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

shit a twinkie 

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.
Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.
shit a twinkie by Mike Ladwig October 4, 2006
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