shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

shit tease by thecatan August 5, 2012

Shit-tease 

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

Shit-tease by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

teaser shit 

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

teaser shit by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

shittease 

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005

shitweasel 

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

shitweasel 

An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!

shitweasel by shiatweasel November 18, 2003

shitweasel 

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

shitweasel by harry flashman July 3, 2003