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shit talks shit 

A phrase to address someone who likes to talk a lot of shit. It means that the person talking shit, is actually shit.
John: "Dude, you are such a douche and suck at everything."
Bill: "Shit talks shit"
shit talks shit by AGomes January 11, 2012

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shit talker 

people who gossip behind other's back
She's a shit talker and many people wants to jump her for that.
shit talker by trinh May 13, 2005

Shit-talk 

The pinnacle of speech, the language of gods, a manner of speaking so complex that only true legends can understand. A language that doesn’t just consist of words but also relies on how it is said. The ability to make up a word from nothing and the recipient of this gospel still understands what it is. All shit-talk needs is a topic and nothing else.
Zeus: how is the ocean

Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).

Zeus: glad to know it’s good
Shit-talk by Procrastimatrix March 8, 2018

shit talker 

1. One who talks shit
2. One who talks to others while shitting
1. No one likes a shit talker
2. No one likes a shit talker
shit talker by breadtoe February 17, 2013

shit talker 

People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)
Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.
shit talker by <<3 May 15, 2006
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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