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Shit-talk 

The pinnacle of speech, the language of gods, a manner of speaking so complex that only true legends can understand. A language that doesn’t just consist of words but also relies on how it is said. The ability to make up a word from nothing and the recipient of this gospel still understands what it is. All shit-talk needs is a topic and nothing else.
Zeus: how is the ocean

Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).

Zeus: glad to know it’s good
Shit-talk by Procrastimatrix March 8, 2018
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Shit-talk 

Words and phrases made up by Canadian police. Made popular by character Jim Lahey in the TV show Trailer Park boys.
Jim: When a shit apple seed gets planted in a field of shit, it grows up to be a shit apple tree.

Randy: What's with all the shit-talk?

Jim: Quiet Randy! Don't you hear the shit winds?
Randy: "..."
Shit-talk by TheMess November 13, 2011

Shit-talk 

To gossip about, to talk trash about.
Me and my friends like to shit-talk teachers
Shit-talk by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

shit talk 

The act of speaking about non-sense in a random manner. Typically "shit talk" among a group of men consists of toipcs such as sex, politics, hobbies, humor or random daily events. Typically laced with a high amount of profanity and crudeness shit talk is usually not acceptable in a professional setting or in the proximity of adolescents. Shit talk has no boundries or limits and its main focus is entertainment and a laugh.
No more shit talk boys, this is a professional meeting!
shit talk by gimp19781 October 6, 2010

Shit Talk 

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.
Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.
Shit Talk by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009

shit talk 

When people with a middle name relating to a song title talk down on other people or other schools basketball teams except their own for their own enjoyment to piss others off for no apparent reason.
hey you know that andy deuces guy? hes big at shit talk!
shit talk by vruj23 January 25, 2011

shit talk 

Well come on you can't figure it out?

Saying shit and other words like it useing a lot of slang usually a combination of the two defines shit talk.
Her son has no chance of keeping the family's reputation going to public school with all that shit talk.
shit talk by Matt April 8, 2005
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