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shitstache 

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.
ewww he really should shave that shitstache
shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache 

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache 

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

The Assramming Shitslasher 

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

Shitstache 

A mustache made of human feces
Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache
Shitstache by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache 

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.
shitstache by Clintman August 24, 2006
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