shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 25, 2006

Bolivian Steamroller

While fucking, the man takes a shit on the woman's chest. He then proceeds to rub it in with his knees. While rubbing it in and on his knees, he jizzes on her face.

Oscar gave that bitch a Bolivian Steamroller.

by Clintman August 25, 2006