shit sling 

the act of cupping and shitting into ones own hands and then slinging it on the roof or wall of the shitting establishment - extremely messy

Macca's employee: GOD DAM IT, someone has dropped a big shit sling in the toilet again, u can clean that one up mr. manager

shit sling by danny88 October 1, 2007

shit sling 

the condition one is in when things are really bad

"I'm in a real shit sling at work with all that is going on."

shit sling by e LL December 18, 2008

sling shit asia 

a term used to describe something that is far away; derived from the myth that asian peoples would throw their fecal matter as a means of self defense because the emperor had taken their weapons away

Look how much it's raining dude. Why did you have to park the car way out in sling shit asia? We are going to get soaked!

sling shit asia by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

Shit slinger 

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

Shit slinger by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

shit slinging 

1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.

1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.

2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!

3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.

shit slinging by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Shit Shingles 

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

Shit Shingles by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021

shit shingle 

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

shit shingle by Sskid January 17, 2005