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sit-n-shit 

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?
sit-n-shit by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Sit 'n' Shit 

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.
I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

sit and shit 

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap
Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit
sit and shit by Wray man December 2, 2015

Sit in the Shit 

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.
(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."
Sit in the Shit by Lgee December 24, 2008

Sit, shit & split 

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
Sit, shit & split by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

shit sites 

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for
I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites
shit sites by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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