Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.

You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!

by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019