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shitsmear 

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.
(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!
shitsmear by kittiekat September 1, 2003
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shitsmear 

shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.
person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?
shitsmear by thatfatbastard December 7, 2012

ShitSmear 

A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear
Man 1: hey look it’s Colby
Man 2: hey Colby

Colby: hey guys

Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026