shitsmear 

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

shitsmear by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005

shitsmear 

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.

(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!

shitsmear by kittiekat September 1, 2003

shitsmear 

shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.

person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?

shitsmear by thatfatbastard December 7, 2012

ShitSmear 

A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear

Man 1: hey look it’s Colby
Man 2: hey Colby

Colby: hey guys

Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged

ShitSmear by AverageCanadian7567 May 28, 2024