shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.
person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?
by thatfatbastard December 05, 2012