shitsmear

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.

(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!

by kittiekat September 01, 2003

bILF

boys I LIKE to FUCK. Not to be confused with "BIG B" ILF. Ever.

Sexy young me who call me a MILF often turn into bILFs.

by kittiekat September 29, 2005