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Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Shit Locker 

AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.
"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."
Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004

Shit Locker 

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
Shit Locker by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Shit Locker 

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.
Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!
Shit Locker by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

shit locker 

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.
shit locker by Ottawa June 14, 2010