shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

shit knife by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick by NLR718 June 11, 2006

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

shit on my dick or blood on my knife by aaron January 23, 2005

shitknife 

A rank shit smell so overwhelmingly powerful that it eviscerates natural olfactory functioning by searing the nasal cavities with a pungent stench concoction similar to that of rotten eggs, burning tires, and scorched hair.

You better stop eating those spicy burritos cuz I'm having bitches over later and I don't want you to shitknife.

shitknife by Christian 'Inflamed Bowels' Hunold September 18, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019