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shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

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auu shitt

Something so funny or painful, that you slap your fore head.

auu shitt you stupid mo fo!

by johnknotabuc April 25, 2019

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