shit jockey
shit jockey by Ian June 17, 2006
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girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves
- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
shit jockey by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010
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Jockey Shit
Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Jockey Shit by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
Spitjockey
Somebody who fiends and craves sucking cum out of a partners ass or pussy, spitting it into their mouths, back into their mouth, and rubbing it all over themselves, before shoving the spit cum mouth smoothie up their own ass or pussy!
“Oh fuck bro I was with Stephanie last night and she turned me into a spitjockey. She made me suck the cum out of her pussy, spit it into her mouth, and then she spit it into my asshole! Never thought I’d like butt stuff, but it was fucking sensational!”
Spitjockey by Zippelcherio December 31, 2024
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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