Shit in a bottle Share definition Flag when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle. i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person! Shit in a bottle by johnny alans February 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Shit in a bottle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch