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shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004
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shit hammered 

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
shit hammered by smitty September 17, 2003

shit hammered 

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.
I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.
shit hammered by uzi4u July 15, 2007

shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

Shit-Hammered 

Being VERY drunk
"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
Shit-Hammered by Joker22 February 16, 2010

shit hammered through a small hole 

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.
"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

flatter than hammered shit 

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
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