Definitions by uzi4u

shit hammered 

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

shit hammered by uzi4u July 15, 2007

shit storm 

when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.

ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."

shit storm by uzi4u July 15, 2007

Hollywood-handjob 

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

Hollywood-handjob by uzi4u June 14, 2006

E-gypt

getting screwed in an online transaction

i got E-gypt when I bought a car off E-bay.

E-gypt by uzi4u June 11, 2006

dick dragger 

a long argument, or a fight between either you and your spouse, you and a friend, or you and a family member.

Man I got into this big ol fucking dick dragger with my daughter over her grades.

or
I got into this dick dragger with bill becuase he pussied out on me.

dick dragger by uzi4u May 10, 2006