35 definition by smitty

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The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003

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When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.
Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!
by Smitty December 23, 2003

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A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex
Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable
by Smitty November 08, 2003

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One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.
Hey I've got two gay basher friends.
by smitty May 06, 2004

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Doing your thang. Putting your mack down.
Playboy, I'm just out here doing my thug thizzle
by Smitty February 24, 2003

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means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly
Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza
by smitty December 20, 2002

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the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes


Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003

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