35 definitions by smitty

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 21, 2002

Nitty

Nickname for the name "Anita"

Nitty (aka anita)is cool.

by smitty December 24, 2002

Butt Naked

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

by smitty February 24, 2003

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by smitty June 5, 2003

DOUCHEBABBA

see "douche"
a hybrid of douche and Kulbabba

see "douche"

by smitty June 5, 2003

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 7, 2004

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 16, 2004