Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.
Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE
It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while