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shit dollar 

Get a dollar (any currency) and wipe human shit on one side of the dollar. Cake it on thick. Then apply it shit side down outside of any popular pedestrian crossing. Hide in a car and watch as the unknowing victims grab the dollar and get shit all over their hands. Then enjoy.
Jill screeched when she noticed shit was all over her after picking up the shit dollar, then proceeded to wipe it on her boyfriend Mat.
shit dollar by JaJuMa June 3, 2006
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Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Seven Dollar Shit by 7h0rn3 January 1, 2009

six dollar shit 

a big ass shit u have to take after u eat a six dollar burger at carl's jr.
I took a big ass six dollar shit after eating that six dollar burger at carl's jr.

dollar shit 

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.
Im gonna go take a dollar shit.
dollar shit by usmc93 July 6, 2010

dollar shit 

Slang for something that's worth a lot of money.
A manager(Hugh) and a rapper(Pop n' Lock) talking:

Pop n' Lock: Ey! Do you dig my new rap?

Hugh: Yes sir! That song is some dollar shit!
dollar shit by Lil'z February 9, 2017

Dollar shit 

Wow Hugh look at that car! That's some dollar shit!!
Dollar shit by Lil'z February 23, 2017

Shitdollar

The basic unit of currency you earn at the rawdock. Smells like effort, spends like regret.
Noun: “I’m here for shitdollars.”

Verb: “Been shitdollaring since 7am.”

Adj: “This is a shitdollar task.”

“They don’t pay me enough shitdollars to get rawdocked like this.”
Shitdollar by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026