Definitions by TheDysfunctionl

Compensplain

Mansplaining, but it’s about why his compensator is necessary for home defense.

Verb: “He compensplained at me about muzzle rise.”

Noun: “Save the compensplain, I’m just here for dickbills.”

Compensplain by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Scopefondling

Adjusting your $3k optic for 20 minutes before firing a single round. The foreplay lasts longer than the shoot.

Verb: “He’s been scopefondling since open.”

Noun: “Another scopefondling session at 25 yards.”

Scopefondling by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Rechamberbating

Racking the slide repeatedly for no reason except sexual gratification.

Verb: “He’s been rechamberbating for 5 minutes straight.”

Adj: “This is a rechamberbatory display.”

Rechamberbating by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Dickbill

A bill you pay specifically because you got dicked at work and cope-spent.

Noun: “Racked up three dickbills after that rawdock shift.”

Verb: “I dickbilled my whole fuckfund on takeout.”

Adj: “That’s a dickbill purchase right there.”

Dickbill by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Brokechella

The music festival you throw in your kitchen because concerts are dickbills now.

Verb: “We brokechella every payday.”

Adj: “My weekend plans are brokechella as fuck.”

Brokechella by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Shitdollar

The basic unit of currency you earn at the rawdock. Smells like effort, spends like regret.

Noun: “I’m here for shitdollars.”

Verb: “Been shitdollaring since 7am.”

Adj: “This is a shitdollar task.”

“They don’t pay me enough shitdollars to get rawdocked like this.”

Shitdollar by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026

Scrapenomics

The economic system where you scrape shitdollars together for petrol.

Verb: “I’m scrapenomicsing till the 25th.”

Adj: “This month is scrapenomics tight.”

Scrapenomics by TheDysfunctionl April 17, 2026