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shit cock
shit cock
shit cock by nills yills January 24, 2003
shit-cock wasted
Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
shit-cock wasted by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004
shit cock and balls
shit cock and balls by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008
shit cock fuck
A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.
me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"
Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"
Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"
shit cock fuck by DUNDUN128128 July 20, 2010
Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls
1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.
1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."
Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls by Steim_Time March 30, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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